plot twist: kris is at home eating taco bell and scrolling through his tumblr tag again and trying not to cry on his doritos locos taco because of all the love he’s seeing. 

gaymommy:

“take my dick baby” take it where? the park? the zoo? the store? i’m sorry man i can’t help you i don’t even have a car

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS